So here it is

So, I've just created this 'Blog". I'm still not even quite sure exactly what it is. But I'll post in it anyway. So I'm on the phone with a very amazing and wonderful woman. But instead of talking to her I'm typing this...whilst she does the same...she pointed that out to me. She says its sad and I think that I have to agree. So while I sit here typing I am listening to the soothing sounds of Sam's fragmented mumble singing, I think its something she invinted. I am SOOOO ignorant in the ways of the internet. Damn that Gore to come up with things that confuse me so. I think I'd like to kick him in the face...no better yet to jam a replica of the Eiffel Tower up his left nostril until it reached brain tissue or whatever is in its place. It would be such bliss. So my neck is really starting to hurt, you know, holding to phone with it and all. So I think I'm gonna post this and smoke a cigarette.